2009年4月12日

老媽語錄:奶媽

新鮮媽:「社區中心有個八十幾歲嘅阿婆以前做奶媽架。」
新鮮仔:「咁又點?」
新鮮媽:「佢以前餵過奶嗰個細路而家都有四十幾歲了。」
新鮮仔:「你又知?」
新鮮媽:「乜嘢唔知,我見過啦!」
新鮮仔:「咁長情黎探佢奶媽呀?」
新鮮媽:「係囉,不過嗰個阿婆做到六十歲已經無做囉。」
新鮮仔:「六十歲先至無奶咩?」
新鮮媽:「痴線! 餵年幾奶就戒奶啦,之後就負責湊大佢呀!」
新鮮仔:「啊! 原來係咁。 咁個奶媽會唔會無人照顧呀?」
新鮮媽:「唔會嘅! 自己有仔女嘛!」
新鮮仔:「咁佢可能無生仔女架嘛!」
新鮮媽:「你儍架!無生過點會有奶呀!」
新鮮仔:「係喎!」

18 則留言:

xiao zhu 說...

係喇,傻仔!哈哈哈!

mingmanfred 說...

咁係咪生過仔,跟住有人吸乳頭,就會出奶?

新鮮人 說...

小豬,
男人唔太清楚啲detail嘛! =___=!

新鮮人 說...

mingmanfred,
你叫得咁仔細,
不過等女仕們答你好喎,
唔想講錯呀! =p

the inner space 說...

ummmmmm.......主旨是:有奶便是娘!

新鮮人 說...

space,
我倒没有這樣想過喎!

聶秀康 說...

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

其實我都吾係咁清楚.....

新鮮人 說...

3耳,
真係咁好笑咩?
你唔清楚我就更加唔知囉! =p
哈哈哈哈~~~~~

anmary 說...

我朋友的爸爸也是由奶媽湊大, 以前那一代奶媽在家中可謂位高權重架! 我朋友也要尊稱她奶嫲的! 她上年80大壽, 他們有幫她在酒樓擺大壽, 真的一家人一樣架!

新鮮人 說...

anmary,
原來真係咁有地位架?
我未接觸過都唔知喎,
不過你估你朋友個爸爸嘅奶媽會唔會咁啱係新鮮媽見到嗰個丫嗱??
嘻嘻~~~~

anmary 說...

應該唔係, 因為奶嫲個仔早夭, 所以佢當阿大官(我朋友個爸爸)自己仔咁, 佢哋都當佢一家人, 而家仲喺一齊住架! (基本上我個朋友由出世開始就無諗過奶嫲係唔係一家人這個問題, 因為無容置疑~)

微豆 Haricot 說...

There are "wet" and "dry" nurses. The former is someone who also happens to be nursing her child (or children) and is willing to provide her "extra" milk for a fee. Milk supply varies from woman to woman and is independent of breast size. Sucking usually initiates a woman's milk flow, but if the lécher process is unsuccessful e.g. the infant's sucking is weak, a milk pump should be used asap before the flows stops all together. In old China, the wet nurse had to feed the baby of the rich family first which was okay as long as the woman ate reasonably well and had enough milk and time to nurse her own child.

(Note: The above must not be considered as professional advice on breast feeding)

新鮮人 說...

anmary,
我都估唔會係,
世事點會咁橋喎! =)

新鮮人 說...

微豆,
謝謝你的說明,
估唔到有人會咁認真去解釋! =)

微豆 Haricot 說...

>> ... 估唔到有人會咁認真去解釋! =)

Haha, lots of opinions even tho I don't have the "facility" !!

^_*

新鮮人 說...

微豆,
"facility"?
哈哈哈~~~
你說話愈來愈抵死! =p

the inner space 說...

As for what Haricot suggested....

Certainly human mother's milk or breast feeding is the best for the babies.

Overall speaking even the containers are much more good looking, don't you think so?

新鮮人 說...

space,
我唔想惹起慾望,
唔想提這些東西啊!
嘻嘻~~~~ =p