2011年4月12日

公廁搞笑實錄!

近來的文字有點傷感,
今天要來個真人真事搞笑版。

話說某人行街人有三急,
係急到要賴嗰種,
於是三步當兩步咁衝去公廁,
去到男廁門口見人頭湧湧,
諗住行入去多數連企廁都無位,
就係急到成頭大汗無計可施嘅時候,
忽然被佢"目及"到公廁門口右側有間殘廁,
於是二話不說就走埋去擰開度門嘅把手啦,
點於度門開咗少少就聽到黑暗中有把師奶聲大叫,
跟住仲隱約見有個肥師奶嗱嗱淋休緊條黑色褲,
個無敵大股係咁左擰右扭,
樣子非常狼狽,
某人當時真係嚇到一身冷汗,
立刻以迅雷不及掩耳的速度把門關上,
跟手就話:「有無搞錯呀? 痾屎都唔鎖門架?」
入便個肥師奶就吱吱嘰嘰講咗啲唔知乜嘢,
好彩當時某人總算淡定,
無被咁嘅恐怖場面嚇到賴咗出黎,
而且更唔想被哩pat蘇州屎搞上,
於是快手快腳走咗去側邊男廁解放,
否則搞到週身都係就麻煩囉。

哩個故事教訓我哋,
無論任何情況下,
就算急到要爆都好,
去廁所一定要鎖門呀,
唔係累到人家要洗眼就唔好啦。

16 則留言:

Heidi 說...

喂,我同事都有咁既經歷喎

新鮮人 說...

heidi,
嘩~~~
乜佢都咁"好運"呀?

Ruth 說...

In China, there were many times that I pushed open a door and there was someone inside. Guess it's their culture.

Also in China, there was once I tried one a dress in fitting room. They had only a curtain. I didn't expect when I was changing, there were people (i.e. not only one) kept coming in, tried one the clothes and went out. Since then, I never bother to buy clothes in China.

naruto 說...

你又知肥師奶屙緊屎?

嘿嘿 說...

抓不到笑料…………

新鮮人 說...

Ruth,
我真係唔明點解去廁所唔鎖門!!

新鮮人 說...

naruto,
隱約從黑暗中見到囉!

新鮮人 說...

嘿嘿,
唔好笑呀?
大家的幽默感不同吧!

naruto 說...

坐喺度可能屙尿架咋喎,點睇到呀?唔好嚇我,連屎都睇到喎

新鮮人 說...

Naruto,
其實某人都唔確定架,
諗到乜就講乜,
我諗某人都無諗得咁深入,
你點解咁想知道個肥師奶係痾屎定痾尿呀?
係咪有啲乜嘢隱瞞住我哋呀?

macy 說...

新鮮人

噢...我試過...洗眼都洗唔切...

我係台灣故宮去女廁, 又係大陸女人, 佢地真係唔慣鎖門, 我不為意推開廁格門, 見到的情況同你講一樣, 雖然大家都係女人, 但我真係嚇到呆左企係門口, 一粒聲都出唔到....真係慘 >< 我講我吖...嗚嗚....

l.minor 說...

屙屎唔鎖門,不如屙屎唔好關門啦~起碼知道有人呀!

新鮮人 說...

macy,
唔清楚某人見到嗰個係唔係內地人,
不過去廁所唔鎖門真係無品,
好失禮呀!

新鮮人 說...

i.minor,
如果我見到有人痾屎唔關門,
我會鬧爆佢,
如果廁所係街外門向大街,
我會報警救助,
再唔係我會叫哂啲街坊一齊黎觀看的。

嘿嘿 說...

不是,是你用“香港话”讲古,我没抓到啦!哈哈哈~

新鮮人 說...

嘿嘿,
哈哈哈~~~
我也抓用你的意思了!