細個住馬料水海邊,
有一年打大風,
全家返咗大埔間屋住幾日,
打完返去見到隔離間屋嗰啲衣櫃漂哂出黎,
成海灘都係佢哋啲衣服雜物,
嗰時個心真係涼到不得了,
心裏暗自叫了聲;"抵佢哋死啦!"
唔好話我黑心呀,
佢哋成日蝦我哋架,
詳情就無謂講了,
但係我就試過畀佢哋隻衰狗咬過幾次,
嗰時朝朝未見光就要經過佢哋屋企返學,
佢哋嗰幾隻衰狗最鐘意就係"哩"埋係暗角,
一見我行過就衝出黎咬我,
我試過走唔切畀佢哋咬過蘿友幾次,
雖然係皮外傷,
但都好鬼死痛,
最慘係朝朝早要提心吊膽喎,
又唔知嗰幾隻賤狗幾時會衝出黎嘛.
新鮮媽曾經同佢哋投訴過好多次,
佢哋都當我哋發噏風,話之你咁,
仲話咁驚就唔好行過黎囉,
嗰度係返學必經之路,
佢叫我哋唔好行係咪離哂舖吖?
賤人見得多,咁賤真係少見,
所以嗰次見到佢哋啲衣櫃飃哂出黎真係好心涼,
最好啲海水將佢哋全屋都浸哂,
咁就大快人心呀!
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你地幾兄弟
帶幾椂棍卜嗮啲狗，
仲有香肉開餐添！
space,
我哋幾個讀緊小學喳,
點夠力同啲大狗鬥喎,
而且佢哋係暗,
我哋係明,
咪玩啦!!
你唔喺提過一位大哥年齡大好多嘅咩？
要用『打狗棒』，打狗要打落狗鼻子，
丐幫的『打狗棒』法，是不傳外人的。
space,
佢大極都係細路啫,
你咪搞爛gag好喎,
打狗棒??
你教我呀?
早啲識你就叫你去幫手,
佢哋點樣一枝棍打四五大隻大狗!!
I think their place was totally flooded. Otherwise, their stuffs wouldn't be floating around. It's not logical that only the closet was flood. :-)
我永遠都唔會忘記被狗咬嘅經歷! :cry:
MC~
ruth,
你咪咁清醒啦,
見到啲衣櫃啫,
唔代表淨係浮衣櫃,
有啲細件嘅可能冲咗去好遠呢?
所以淨係剩返啲大件嘅畀我見到囉!
MC,
忘記它!
我都無事囉,
你都得嘅!!
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