2008年6月1日

老婆奴!!

昨天和己婚男性朋友談及出夜街問題,
每次出夜街(超過午夜),友人都會事先通知老婆,
但幾多點才回家則很難說準,
因為成班朋友玩得開心會玩長點時間,
而友人多數會胡亂作個時間回覆老婆了事!

大家談論這個問題時,
某人說:『要麼就不要說,說好那時回家就一定要對現!』
否則女人多數要話你呃佢,
可能會嬲咗你都唔知!
我們問己婚友人是否如此,
他就笑而不語,
相信都係試過畀老婆罰做"廳長"了!

老婆當然唔可以呃,
(我知這裏很多女性來看的),
做男人嘅講清楚是最好的,
但有些女性就是唔喜歡老公出夜街,
(但有時自己又會喎!)
就是你事前同她們商量好了,
她們多是表現出一副:
『你有權去嘅,不過得番我一個人係屋企就唔好囉!』
其實男人大丈夫間唔中同朋友吹吹水都好正常啫,
做老婆嘅吓吓管住哂真係好煩架,
人哋都話啦,管老公好似放風箏咁,
要放男人出去"飄吓"自由嘅空氣先"襟玩",
嘢嘢畀面色老公睇,
又或者時時追魂call好攞命架,
就好似上面個朋友咁,
出黎玩一陣就幾個奪命追魂call不斷響無意思啫,
搞到佢畀我哋笑到面黃,
"怕老婆","老婆奴"....
你話佢幾無癮吖?
男人係外面要面喎!
所以做人老婆最好曉得如何收放自如,
咁樣老公先至會貼貼服服,
心甘命抵咁對老婆好架嘛!

16 則留言:

Ruth Tam 說...

I have quite a number of friends whose husband works in China. Most of us never call our husband as usually they are so rude. Usually, we send sms and ask him to call back.

There's one who calls her husband a lot and others already advise her not to do so.

imak 說...

傻佬成日話我黑面! 我話你臨出門口先講梗係黑面啦! 佢人出左街, 夜了我都要瞓, 就無理佢幾點返... calling doesn't make him come back any earlier, 懶得打俾佢啦!

匿名 說...

係咪管住就唔知,
但如果當有一日你出街老婆唔再打俾你,
到時就會後悔覺得個老婆以前管住你..hahaha~

新鮮人 說...

ruth,
用sms是一個幾好的方法,
表示關心之餘又唔會影響到丈工作,
亦唔會畀太大壓力男人,
幾好喎!

新鮮人 說...

imak,
臨急臨忙先講係唔好嘅,
不過你"放風箏"嘅技巧都好好啦,
咁樣先至係高招喎!

新鮮人 說...

yanyan,
男人就係咁,
打得多就要話煩,
唔打又會週身唔舒服,
犯賤囉!
哈哈哈~~~~

Tonia 說...

I make NO MORE 奪命追魂 call to him since my son born.... in the other hand... I rec'd 奪命追魂 call from my FATMAN about two years ago when he was away from home and need me to follow up his business matter for him..... I really hate the 奪命追魂 call from him since then....

悟樂 說...

要如何才取得平衡???
真是高深的藝術

新鮮人 說...

tonia,
真係世界輪流轉,
現在反而你覺得煩,
不過"無愁不成夫妻"嘛,
你前可能欠咗佢囉,
有時咁樣都算是夫妻情趣嘛,
有好有唔好啦! =)

新鮮人 說...

悟樂,
那就要看相方嘅了解和互相體諒,
這真不是一件易事,
兩個人共處從來都有點難度1

imak 說...

我呢d唔係叫放風箏, 係佢係度放飛機就真... 佢一出左街就甩繩ga 啦!

新鮮人 說...

imak,
係男人都係咁架啦,
愈管就愈衰,
太深閨嘅男人你都頂唔順啦,
玩完識返屋企就得啦!

匿名 說...

無錯,放下收下至襟玩!
老婆老公都係咁話!哈哈!

「自由的空氣真清新~~~~~~」

新鮮人 說...

豆豆,
乜講到自己好似個被女人囚住嘅男人嘅口吻啊!!?

匿名 說...

新鮮人,
唔講你唔知,
其實...
我係一個男人!
哈哈~~~~~~~


係咪忽然間覺得好驚呢?

新鮮人 說...

豆豆,
如果你係男人,
你都係一個好女人嘅男人囉! =p